Now that spring is in the air, my heart has been filled with a sense of pride for this little town of Bayfield. Having said this, I would like to officially announce my candidacy for the Mayor of the town of Bayfield 2010. My campaign will be called "Bringing Bayfield Back." I am running on the idea that Bayfield history is so vastly important, that we should work not forward, but backwards to bring this town back to the logging mecca that it once was just over 100 years ago. I am calling for a total demolition of the downtown area and massive logging ventures in the hills North to Red Cliff and South to Washburn. In my master plan, the railroad will once again chug its way to the town harbor where we will ship logs and ice blocks down to Chicago. Ah, how beautiful it once was...and how beautiful it could be again! Of course, along with this we will give up electricity and the modern gasoline engine but I'm confident these changes will really accelerate our momentum in reverse. Let's take this recession full speed behind! I'm counting on the support of the Harbor Hill community, happy April! Were you fooled? Thanks.

 


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